Blazing Saddles Natural Lotion – The Sexiest Lotion in the West – Western Inspired, Smells like Leather, Gunpowder, Sandalwood, and Sagebrush – Men’s and Women’s Lotion

Even hardened outlaws need soft skin!

What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like an American hero.

In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goldang thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.

An Outlaw is too old for ‘Axe’ and too young for ‘Old Spice.’ Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.

This lotion could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This lotion will turn your post-shower routine into a slow-mo celebration of every. darn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.

But you don’t have to do them too fast. Finish your sexy, sexy enlotioning first. And that’s why it’s called “the sexiest lotion ever.”

Some people call this men’s lotion, but we believe men or women can enjoy the smooth scent of leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush.

Product Features

  • Inspired by the Wild West: leather, gunpowder, sagebrush, and sandalwood for a truly rugged, Western scent
  • Made with natural ingredients like sweet almond oil, shea butter, and avocado oil
  • Silky smooth and quick-absorbing – Won’t leave your hands greasy or oily
  • Handmade in small batches by people in Gold Country, California (in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains!) by people who love their jobs and want you to be happy
  • 100% satisfaction guaranteed – Outlaw Soaps is dedicated to your happiness and will offer free, no-questions-asked returns or exchanges for any of our products

VIKINGS BLADE Luxury Shaving Cream, Traditional Swedish Heritage, Sandalwood & Western Red Cedar, 100% Pure Raw Manliness, 5.3 oz

Sandalwood & cedar shaving cream. Goes perfectly well with our Vikings Blade Luxury Badger Brush, and our Chieftain or Godfather safety razor. IMPORTANT: Seal will pop open by itself from the inside if you unknowingly twist the lid hard or fast. During transportation from Australia to the US, some tubs may be placed sideways so it is perfectly normal to see one side fuller than the other, given that we supply 5.3oz in a 6oz tub. To see Vikings Blade quality, check out reviews from our other well established products

Product Features

  • NEW RELEASE from Vikings Blade: Pure luxury high end shaving cream (lathered up with a brush)
  • Traditional Swedish scent with a modern twist: top grade Sandalwood & exotic Western Red Cedar
  • Old school lather, very effective & lubricrating. Manly and woody cream for a 5 star hotel luxury wet shaving experience
  • Seal is purposely designed to be sensitive and will naturally pop open by itself from the inside if you twist the lid with force. To see Vikings Blade quality, check out reviews from our other well established products
  • Goes extremely well with Vikings Blade luxury badger brush, the Chieftain and the Godfather safety razors